I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night..." -ewan.

I'm happy. :)

I met someone last Monday! Sa bahay ng kaibigan kong director. Actually, nobya siya ni Direk... He really set that day for me to meet her but i didn't expect too much. She WAS just a girl. But hindi pala siya isang ordinaryong babae. (oops. punch line taken sa babaeng hinugot sa aking tadyang.. haha!)

Maganda. Kakaiba talaga yung ganda niya.

Kapag sinabing maganda ang unang pumapasok sa isip ng karamihan ay yung mga features like maputi, sexy as in malaki ang boobs, at mahaba ang hair.

PERO KAPAG AKO ANG NAGSABING MAGANDA LAHAT SUMASANG-AYON. Hindi ko yon sinasadya pero ganoon talaga eh... hahaha! 

Maganda siya. Kayumanggi. Malaki ang mata. Maikli ang buhok. Payat. Matangkad. I may sound like OA pero mas maganda pa siya sa babaeng hinugot sa tadyang ni Dingdong at kay Lalola. Basta.

Here's the weird thing... SHE LIKES MAJEH. Maganda daw ako... Alam nyo yung likeness ng isang guy sa gurl.  oooohhh,... my precious! para akong si Golum ng makuha ang singsing ni Frodo! Wahaha./// nice analogy.. (kinikilabutan naman ako dito.)

Well, bagay kami. :) Sorry direk ha... Akin na ang nobya mo... Bwahahaha!

kakamessage ko lang sa isang ka-blog ko dito... naalala ko tuloy ang production outfits na nasalihan ko dati... Kumusta na kaya sila?

Hindi talaga nawawala ang away at gulo sa isang film making.. totoo yan... lahat na yata ng kaibigan ko nakaaway ko na ng dahil dito... at hanggang ngayon TINATANIM KO YON AT NAGBUBUNGA NA!!!!! **bitter.

Ang pagiging director ay hindi ganoong kadali. Kaya kayong mga nagmamagaling na aspiring director, wala kayong mararating. tsktsk,,. Alam mo kung sino kang walang pakisama sa mga crew at talent. Tangina... tingnan mo ako ngayon? sino ngayon ang nasa linya ng pamemelikula ha?!

Unang naging posisyon ko ay executive producer ng isang music video.. dito ko nakita kung sino ang mga hudas at anghel sa grupo namin... iwanan, iyakan at plastikan,, sa makatuwid, PALPAK ang trabaho. Hindi pa ito nanalo sa isang competition na sinalihan namin..

Teka ha... tinatamad na ako... bukas na lang ung iba,,,  heheheh......

PATUNAYAN NATIN YAN SA LITERAL NA PARAAN.. hehehe

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Teacher Andi: Helo Teresa! Good morning!

Teresa: Im fine. Thank you.

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Teacher Sarah: Hi Sam! How are you today?

Sam: Yes teacher I have a book.

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Teacher Majeh: Teacher Nuri is absent today…

Young: page 61… read number 1 teacher.

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Teacher Majeh: How was your weekend John?

John: Yes, I’m ready teacher.

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Teacher Majeh: What did the Rabbit and the Turtle do?

Britney: Turtle the win the race.

*nice hula! advance ah.

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Teacher Majeh: Ok John, we don’t have enough time now, we’ll just continue this tomo……

Phone: tut tut tut tut tut…………………

-DAIG NG MAAGAP ANG MASIKAP! yeah!

Ang ilan sa mga banat ng mga koryanong nakahithit ng KIMCHI.

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Teacher Nuri: Young, the simple present tense expresses blah..blah..blah.. (2 mins.)

Young: Teeachaah??? NO UNDERSTAND.

(kawawang nuri)

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Teacher Andi: Lara, what is your opinion about blah..blah..blah¡¦?

Lara: Teeachaah? PLEASE AGAIN.

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(During level test)

Teacher Majeh: Do you have brothers and sisters?

Student: brother is no! sister is yes!

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(level test ulit)

Teacher Andi: What is the work of your mother?

Student: My mother is a mother.

(TRANSLATION: HOUSEWIFE¡¦nice analysis!)

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(somebody answers the phone¡¦)

SOMEBODY: yoboseyo? ¾î·Î¤Ñ¤¤ ¤Ã¤§¤¾�󤾤·¤¿ÁÒ°ß Á¿ ¤Á¤©¤¦¤¡Àç¤Á!!!!

Teacher Majeh: Can you speak in english?

SOMEBODY: No, I can¡¯t. (american accent) tut tut tut tut¡¦

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Young: yes, sir!

Teacher Nuri: Young, Sir is for males, boys, or men. Maam is for ladies, girls, or women. Do you understand?

Young: Ok, sir!

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Teacher Majeh: May i speak to Nick please?

(dead air for 1 min)

Nick: My name is Nick.

Ayon!!!

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(level test)

Teacher Majeh: What is the work of your mother?

Sonny: mother? (sumigaw) MAmmmaah!

Stranger: Yes? this is Sonny¡¯s mother. What do you want?

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Teacher Majeh: read # 1 insuk.

(picture ng giraffe na my ¡°giraffe¡± na label)

Insuk: GRATEFUL!

*FYI: si insuk ay 40+ years old na nanay.

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(teacher discussing the story THE RABBIT AND THE TURTLE)

Teacher Majeh: What is the lesson of the story?

Jack: Rabbit is crazy! Rabbit is stupid! Rabbit is son of a BITCHEE!

Teacher Majeh: beri gud.

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Teacher Majeh: How are you david?

David: Fine.

(kinabukasan)

Teacher Majeh: How are you david?

David: hmmm¡¦ Fine.

(kinabukasan)

Teacher Majeh: How are you david?

David: hmmm¡¦.. Fine!

(kinabukasan)

Teacher Majeh: How are you david?

David: hmmm¡¦ Fine.

(kinabukasan)

Teacher Majeh: I don¡¯t want to hear FINE again! How are you?

David: (after 1 min) GOOD.

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Araw-araw at least 10 stories ang kaya kong isulat dito.. ganyan kalala ang trabaho naming mga korean teachers¡¦ hehe¡¦ abangan ang iba pa.

OOOPPPS! PAHABOL DAW ANG BOSS NAMIN¡¦

(nagloloko ang mga telephone sa office)

Boss: Tell PLDT the son of a bitcHEE!!

Technician: (laughs)

Boss: Why the laughing?!

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---don't think i did it twice... i just want to express myself again---

There I am
Finally...
By your side
Feeling your body

Your words of tenderness
Make me believe in happiness
You convince me
To give you my trust

Your eyes
Set me on fire
Your hands on me...
Oh God, you take my breath away

I melt into you
I don¡¯t want to let you go
But now you seem so distant
Suddenly so silent

You tell me how much you love her
What plans you made for your future
While I¡¯m falling apart
You don¡¯t even realize you just made me sad

Unfortunately,
Here I am
Completely lonely
After a one night stand.

¡°O kailan makikita ang hanap? Kailan makakamit ang pangarap? Ikaw ang aking tanging hiling na hindi matupad... San ba nagkamali, ito ba ang sukli at ang pag-ibig mo¡¯y MAPAGKUNWARI..¡±

Ito ang mga linyang narinig mo sa iiyak-na-si-ako-pero-nakakahiya-dahil-tatawa-si-nanay telenovela na dating tinangkilik ng mga kapuso tuwing gabi¡¦ Pingbidahan ni Sunshine Dizon at ng KAMUKHA kong si Iza Calzado. (kapal ni iza.)

-----IMPOSTORA

Sa Dami ng mukha na masasalubong mo sa Divisoria, Recto at mga lugar na lintik ang dami nang mga tao, mag amok ka kaya kung masalubong mo ang isang tao na kamukha mo?

Nakakapangilabot. Nakakataas ng balahibo. Gud luck na lang sa yo!

Naniniwala ka ba sa "Doppelganger". Do you believe that there is a being  or a person in this world that has the same features of who you are?

(Ang susunod na mababasa ay hango kay Pusang Salbahe)

There are many intriguing accounts throughout history of people who claim to have either encountered apparitions of themselves - their doppelgangers - or have experienced the phenomenon of bilocation, being in two separate locations at the very same time.

"Doppelganger" is German for "double walker" - a shadow self that is thought to accompany every person. Traditionally, it is said that only the owner of the doppelganger can see this phantom self, and that it can be a harbinger of death. Occasionally, however, a doppelganger can be seen by a person's friends or family, resulting in quite a bit of confusion.

In instances of bilocation, a person can either spontaneously or willingly project his or her double, known as a "wraith," to a remote location. This double is indistinguishable from the real person and can interact with others just as the real person would.

Emilie Sagée

One of the most fascinating reports of a doppelganger comes from American writer Robert Dale Owen who was told the story by Julie von Güldenstubbe, the second daughter of the Baron von Güldenstubbe. In 1845, when von Güldenstubbe was 13, she attended Pensionat von Neuwelcke, an exclusive girl's school near Wolmar in what is now Latvia. One of her teachers was a 32-year-old French woman named Emilie Sagée. And although the school's administration was quite pleased with Sagée's performance, she soon became the object of rumor and odd speculation. Sagée, it seemed, had a double that would appear and disappear in full view of the students.

In the middle of class one day, while Sagée was writing on the blackboard, her exact double appeared beside her. The doppelganger precisely copied the teacher's every move as she wrote, except that it did not hold any chalk. The event was witnessed by 13 students in the classroom. A similar incident was reported at dinner one evening when Sagée's doppelganger was seen standing behind her, mimicking the movements of her eating, although it held no utensils.

The doppelganger did not always echo her movements, however. On several occasions, Sagée would be seen in one part of the school when it was known that she was in another at that time. The most astonishing instance of this took place in full view of the entire student body of 42 students on a summer day in 1846. The girls were all assembled in the school hall for their sewing and embroidery lessons. As they sat at the long tables working, they could clearly see Sagée in the school's garden gathering flowers. Another teacher was supervising the children. When this teacher left the room to talk to the headmistress, Sagée's doppelganger appeared in her chair - while the real Sagée could still be seen in the garden. The students noted that Sagée's movements in the garden looked tired while the doppelganger sat motionless. Two brave girls approached the phantom and tried to touch it, but felt an odd resistance in the air surrounding it. One girl actually stepped between the teacher's chair and the table, passing right through the apparition, which remained motionless. It then slowly vanished.

Sagée claimed never to have seen the doppelganger herself, but said that whenever it was said to appear, she felt drained and fatigued. Her physical color even seemed to pale at those times.

Here are some of the Famous Doppelgangers, sounds weird right? But for some, these stories can cause them to a have a monster-under-the-bed drama every night. But perhaps, try to read them.

There have been many cases of doppelgangers appearing to well-known figures:

¡¤         Guy de Maupassant, the French novelist and short story writer, claimed to have been haunted by his doppelganger near the end of his life. On one occasion, he said, this double entered his room, took a seat opposite him and began to dictate what de Maupassant was writing. He wrote about this experience in his short story "Lui."

¡¤         John Donne, the 16th century English poet whose work often touched on the metaphysical, was visited by a doppelganger while he was in Paris - not his, but his wife's. She appeared to him holding a newborn baby. Donne's wife was pregnant at the time, but the apparition was a portent of great sadness. At the same moment that the doppelganger appeared, his wife had given birth to a stillborn child.

¡¤         Percy Bysshe Shelley, still considered one of the greatest poets of the English language, encountered his doppelganger in Italy. The phantom silently pointed toward the Mediterranean Sea. Not long after, and shortly before his 30th birthday in 1822, Shelley died in a sailing accident - drowned in the Mediterranean Sea.

¡¤         Queen Elizabeth I of England was shocked to see her doppelganger laid out on her bed. The queen died shortly thereafter.

¡¤         In a case that suggests that doppelgangers might have something to do with time or dimensional shifts, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, the 18th century German poet, confronted his doppelganger while riding on the road to Drusenheim. Riding toward him was his exact double, but wearing a gray suit trimmed in gold. Eight years later, von Goethe was again traveling on the same road, but in the opposite direction. He then realized he was wearing the very gray suit trimmed in gold that he had seen on his double eight years earlier! Had von Goethe seen his future self?

But, before believing in this earthly oracles and beliefs, let us go back on the teachings of the Holy Scriptures. We are surrounded by Bad and Good Spirits in this world. Little that we know that we are being manipulated by the Spiritual world in our daily lives. Evil Spirits can transform into different things. And Doppleganger thing is one of them. Evil spirits always try to mislead the conception or thinking of humans and place them into an environment outside to what is reality defined by the Bible, defined by God.

"Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions." –Ecclesiastes 7:29